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jandjob:

sleezed:

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

image

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radjew:

do any of you even know my name

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if you haven’t seen this picture yet i’m sorry

if you haven’t seen this picture yet i’m sorry

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

(via ruinedchildhood)


g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

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